1401 01:17:04,619 --> 01:17:06,575 ...especially on Saturday evening! 1402 01:17:07,419 --> 01:17:10,695 - Newsagent: Good evening! - Customer: Good evening! - Do they want? 1403 01:17:10,779 --> 01:17:13,896 Client 1: -The Swapped Wives- and - Three people sleep better. 1404 01:17:13,979 --> 01:17:16,049 -Nin� golden tongue, second episode-. 1405 01:17:16,139 --> 01:17:20,052 -The exchanged wives, -Three people sleep better-...- Is that okay? 1406 01:17:20,139 --> 01:17:22,573 Yes, yes... if it's okay with you, that's fine with me! 1407 01:17:22,739 --> 01:17:25,173 - Do you know them? - He is the Mayor of San Giussano... 1408 01:17:25,259 --> 01:17:26,817 ...with his wife and friend! 1409 01:17:27,379 --> 01:17:29,688 -Nin� golden tongue, second episode-. 1410 01:17:29,939 --> 01:17:32,976 Newsagent: Professor, can you give me "Nin� golden tongue"? 1411 01:17:33,059 --> 01:17:36,449 -Golden tongue-? Madam... - Yes. - Can you give me that magazine? 1412 01:17:36,539 --> 01:17:39,053 - Here... - No, not that one, that other one, -Nin�'! 1413 01:17:39,139 --> 01:17:42,336 -Nin� golden tongue-... -golden tongue-...Thank you, ma'am! 1414 01:17:42,419 --> 01:17:44,853 - The Mayor, huh? - Here you are! - Thank you, professor! 1415 01:17:44,939 --> 01:17:46,088 4,900! 1416 01:17:48,739 --> 01:17:49,808 Thank you! 1417 01:17:50,139 --> 01:17:51,618 Here, keep the change! 1418 01:17:51,819 --> 01:17:53,218 Oh, thank you! 1419 01:17:53,539 --> 01:17:55,416 - Good evening! 1420 01:17:55,499 --> 01:17:57,569 Goodbye, gentlemen! And thank you! 1421 01:18:02,619 --> 01:18:04,496 Good evening, ma'am! Do you want? 1422 01:18:04,739 --> 01:18:05,808 Hi dear. You give me: 1423 01:18:05,899 --> 01:18:09,528 ...-Emmanuelle n�5-, -Secret sex-, -How to reach orgasm-. 1424 01:18:10,179 --> 01:18:12,056 Please! 4,500. 1425 01:18:12,419 --> 01:18:15,138 - Here, keep the change! - Thank you, ma'am! 1426 01:18:15,219 --> 01:18:16,208 Hi love! 1427 01:18:16,299 --> 01:18:18,813 Newsagent: Good evening, madam! Goodbye! 1428 01:18:19,379 --> 01:18:23,008 I told him that if he stops here, you will see too many coming! 1429 01:18:24,859 --> 01:18:27,771 - I don't remember, -Freedom- do we have it, dear? < Yes. 1430 01:18:27,859 --> 01:18:30,373 < Newsagent: Good evening, gentlemen! 1431 01:18:30,459 --> 01:18:32,370 - Good evening, dear! - Do you want? 1432 01:18:32,499 --> 01:18:34,729 -Snow White and the Seven Circassians-... 1433 01:18:35,179 --> 01:18:36,817 ...-Emmanuelle n 5-... 1434 01:18:37,539 --> 01:18:39,052 ...-Those who enjoy-... 1435 01:18:39,219 --> 01:18:41,813 ...and -Take me and whip me-. Do you want something too? 1436 01:18:41,939 --> 01:18:44,134 - Yes. -Enjoy-. -Enjoy-. 1437 01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:46,608 -The anal passages -The anal ways-. 1438 01:18:46,699 --> 01:18:48,894 He's the principal and Professor Peverelli! 1439 01:18:48,979 --> 01:18:51,857 -Sandokasso-, -Fornication-. 1440 01:18:51,939 --> 01:18:54,407 -The woodcutter's saws-. 1441 01:18:54,499 --> 01:18:57,252 - Professor: Peverelli She's an old client of mine! 1442 01:18:57,339 --> 01:18:58,454 We are fully booked! 1443 01:18:58,539 --> 01:18:59,688 Thank you dear! 1444 01:19:00,219 --> 01:19:03,814 - Until we meet again! - Greetings, baby! - Hello, joy! 1445 01:19:04,779 --> 01:19:05,928 Lady! 1446 01:19:06,379 --> 01:19:10,418 Ma'am, this has been seized by the magistrate of San Giussano... 1447 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,809 ...but I put some some copies aside! 1448 01:19:12,939 --> 01:19:14,611 - Who? - For my clients... 1449 01:19:14,739 --> 01:19:16,218 ...more fond! - Oh! 1450 01:19:16,339 --> 01:19:18,409 9,990, ma'am, please. 1451 01:19:18,659 --> 01:19:20,411 Thanks for thinking of me! 1452 01:19:20,819 --> 01:19:22,377 - Here she is! - Excuse me... 1453 01:19:22,459 --> 01:19:24,973 ...I don't have the change. Would you like some candy? - Yes. 1454 01:19:25,059 --> 01:19:27,129 - And sorry for the inconvenience! - Thank you! 1456 01:19:58,779 --> 01:20:01,213 - My respects, Mr. Magistrate! - Good evening! 1457 01:20:01,299 --> 01:20:02,857 No, that's coming soon... 1458 01:20:02,979 --> 01:20:05,334 ...today we have a very respectable film: 1459 01:20:05,819 --> 01:20:07,457 ...-The novel of a novice-! 1460 01:20:07,539 --> 01:20:11,373 -Novel of a novice-? - It wasn't worth the trouble. 1461 01:20:11,459 --> 01:20:13,973 No, let's see this very respectable little film! 1462 01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:15,412 Please take a seat! 1463 01:20:18,979 --> 01:20:20,776 Let the magistrate pass! 1464 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:24,175 - Have fun, sir! - Yes, thank you! - Come in! 1467 01:20:57,139 --> 01:20:58,572 Novice: Love me! 1469 01:21:21,179 --> 01:21:23,898 - Director: I'm sorry for the audience! - How many paying? 1470 01:21:23,979 --> 01:21:26,174 - 18,000, sir! - How? 1471 01:21:26,259 --> 01:21:29,888 18,000 in a town with 15,000 inhabitants including old people and newborns? 1472 01:21:29,979 --> 01:21:33,688 But it's all people from the neighborhood, of the neighboring towns, Mr. Magistrate! 1473 01:21:34,339 --> 01:21:37,297 Nothing! For today we have suspended the screenings! 1474 01:21:37,459 --> 01:21:40,929 - The film was seized by sir magistrate! - And what will you do tomorrow? 1475 01:21:41,019 --> 01:21:42,771 Tomorrow we'll do -The ride-... 1476 01:21:42,899 --> 01:21:45,538 ...big Oscar of world cinema! 1477 01:21:45,699 --> 01:21:48,611 - See you tomorrow for -The Ride-. - Under orders... 1478 01:21:48,699 --> 01:21:50,815 ...see you tomorrow! Ports his lady too! 1479 01:21:51,419 --> 01:21:52,852 Tomorrow! Tomorrow! 1480 01:21:53,059 --> 01:21:55,732 Tomorrow with -The ride-! 1481 01:21:55,859 --> 01:21:58,453 -The ride-! See you tomorrow, gentlemen! 1483 01:22:00,299 --> 01:22:02,529 - Don Luigi: Devils! Devils! 1484 01:22:02,619 --> 01:22:04,769 - Demons! Demons! 1485 01:22:05,019 --> 01:22:06,577 - Ashes you were... 1486 01:22:06,739 --> 01:22:08,457 ...and you will return to ashes! 1487 01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:11,577 Burn! Burn! Cursed! 1488 01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:14,289 - Don Luigi: Burn! Burn! 1489 01:22:14,659 --> 01:22:17,298 Devils of hell! Demons! 1490 01:22:17,739 --> 01:22:22,210 - Don Luigi: Cursed! Burn! Burn! Cursed! 1491 01:22:22,939 --> 01:22:24,816 But what are you doing, Don Luigi? 1492 01:22:24,939 --> 01:22:26,611 I withdrew my pension... 1493 01:22:27,659 --> 01:22:30,014 ...and I ran over her all in this stuff! 1494 01:22:30,259 --> 01:22:32,056 Every page that burns... 1495 01:22:32,339 --> 01:22:33,692 ...one less shame! 1496 01:22:33,819 --> 01:22:37,050 Now I understand what they are all these little fires! 1497 01:22:37,219 --> 01:22:40,256 - Don Luigi: Yes, but there is a difference between me and them! 1498 01:22:40,619 --> 01:22:42,575 - I buy publications... 1499 01:22:43,019 --> 01:22:44,657 ...and I'll burn them immediately! 1500 01:22:44,739 --> 01:22:45,967 They, however... 1501 01:22:46,339 --> 01:22:49,331 ...first they read, the soul and the flesh are poisoned... 1502 01:22:49,419 --> 01:22:52,536 ...and then they burn them to hide their sins! 1503 01:22:53,099 --> 01:22:55,374 Burn! Burn, damned ones! 1504 01:22:55,899 --> 01:22:57,173 Goodbye, Don Luigi! 1505 01:22:57,259 --> 01:22:59,727 Goodbye, Mr. Magistrate, my respects! 1506 01:23:00,779 --> 01:23:02,337 Devils of hell! 1507 01:23:02,859 --> 01:23:04,611 Cursed, burn! 1508 01:23:04,979 --> 01:23:07,015 Burn, damned ones! Demons! 1509 01:24:14,499 --> 01:24:15,648 Armida! 1510 01:24:16,139 --> 01:24:17,731 Armida, what have you done? 1511 01:24:18,699 --> 01:24:19,848 Do you find me beautiful? 1512 01:24:21,179 --> 01:24:22,248 Yes. 1513 01:24:22,619 --> 01:24:24,655 - You're beautiful too! - But go... 1514 01:24:24,739 --> 01:24:26,969 - What a beautiful dress you have! - But how... 1515 01:24:27,059 --> 01:24:30,495 ...but if I wear it every day for three years! - It seems new to me! 1516 01:24:31,259 --> 01:24:32,408 But you drank! 1517 01:24:32,659 --> 01:24:33,887 Just a drop! 1518 01:24:36,179 --> 01:24:39,091 What beautiful ears you have! Very aristocratic! 1519 01:24:39,579 --> 01:24:41,535 Just a little drop, eh? Half a bottle! 1520 01:24:41,619 --> 01:24:42,972 Are you crazy? 1521 01:24:43,819 --> 01:24:44,968 Drink, ch�ri! 1522 01:24:46,219 --> 01:24:48,858 I saw a little fire entering, into the garden! 1523 01:24:49,499 --> 01:24:50,568 Yes... 1524 01:24:50,779 --> 01:24:52,849 - I just burned them! - You too! 1525 01:24:53,099 --> 01:24:54,737 You said it and you did it. 1526 01:24:54,899 --> 01:24:57,129 - Ah, it was very exciting! - Well... 1527 01:24:57,299 --> 01:25:00,371 ...you will have convinced yourself that it is right sign that petition! 1528 01:25:00,499 --> 01:25:01,648 Fri fri! 1529 01:25:01,819 --> 01:25:02,888 Already done! 1530 01:25:03,019 --> 01:25:04,247 - Oh, yes? 1531 01:25:04,899 --> 01:25:06,969 - Yes, yes... - Oh, good! 1532 01:25:08,419 --> 01:25:11,968 You will have realized how much they are those images are obscene, harmful! 1533 01:25:12,139 --> 01:25:15,211 - Yes, love! They are harmful, obscene! - Good! 1534 01:25:15,299 --> 01:25:18,018 - Promise me you found them repugnant and vulgar! - I swear! 1535 01:25:18,099 --> 01:25:20,932 Repugnant! Very vulgar! Oh, yes, how disgusting! 1536 01:25:21,019 --> 01:25:24,056 Tell me! You saw those women with legs wide open... 1537 01:25:24,139 --> 01:25:27,495 ...making love to three men and the husband is there watching? 1538 01:25:27,579 --> 01:25:29,535 - Isn't it monstrous? - Monstrous, love! 1539 01:25:29,619 --> 01:25:31,849 - Did you see those troubled men? - Yes. 1540 01:25:31,939 --> 01:25:35,090 - With those hairy legs, tangled thighs! - Oh, yes. 1541 01:25:35,179 --> 01:25:37,898 - Have you seen them? - Yes, I saw them! - And come, beautiful! 1542 01:25:38,259 --> 01:25:42,093 - Armida: Hurry, it's been two years that we don't go to bed together! - Yes. 1545 01:27:04,739 --> 01:27:06,058 - Stop! 1546 01:27:06,219 --> 01:27:08,255 Yes, very well, very well! 1547 01:27:08,499 --> 01:27:10,888 Well done, very good, wonderful, dear! 1548 01:27:10,979 --> 01:27:13,174 Here, stay just for a moment, eh? 1549 01:27:13,259 --> 01:27:16,296 - You too, David, good! - Doctor, does the car go here? 1550 01:27:17,179 --> 01:27:19,135 Director: So, car here! 1551 01:27:19,219 --> 01:27:22,370 Move the cart, let's say the close-up machine! 1552 01:27:22,659 --> 01:27:24,809 Turn on all the groups up there! 1553 01:27:25,579 --> 01:27:28,571 - Director: Here is a second car! - The last one? - Huh? 1554 01:27:29,139 --> 01:27:31,369 - Shall we shoot the last one? - Yes. Yes. 1555 01:27:31,579 --> 01:27:34,935 - Well, yes, move! - Let's shoot the last one! 1556 01:27:35,499 --> 01:27:37,330 You turn off the noise in the woods! 1557 01:27:43,419 --> 01:27:46,092 The phone! 1558 01:27:48,179 --> 01:27:50,693 Now, let's ask the tables by the pool? 1559 01:27:50,779 --> 01:27:53,213 Yes, in the swimming pool, those who have heat eat outside... 1560 01:27:53,299 --> 01:27:55,767 ...whoever is cold eats inside. Ready! - It's good! 1561 01:27:55,859 --> 01:27:59,454 I'm Lattanzi, the director of production, can you give me the Commendatore? 1562 01:27:59,619 --> 01:28:01,735 Yes, I'm the wife, I'll pass it on to him right away. 1563 01:28:03,299 --> 01:28:05,859 Come on, pass communication to the Commendatore! 1565 01:28:23,859 --> 01:28:26,214 - Ready! - Good morning, I'm Lattanzi! 1566 01:28:26,299 --> 01:28:27,891 So, did you shoot or not? 1567 01:28:27,979 --> 01:28:29,935 Yes, only the last shot is missing. 1568 01:28:30,019 --> 01:28:32,089 That's exactly what worries me! 1569 01:28:32,179 --> 01:28:33,931 And what does he say? Is he in a good mood or not? 1570 01:28:34,019 --> 01:28:35,975 She's there, good, doggy style... 1571 01:28:36,059 --> 01:28:38,414 ...she seems calm to me, resigned, laughs! 1572 01:28:38,499 --> 01:28:40,774 Thank goodness, you give me really good news! 1573 01:28:40,859 --> 01:28:42,929 Don't worry, let's remove this brick... 1574 01:28:43,019 --> 01:28:45,374 ...and then, tonight, all from her at the reception! 1575 01:28:45,459 --> 01:28:48,337 Yes, but please, as soon as you finish shooting, call me! 1576 01:28:48,419 --> 01:28:50,774 - Always under orders! - Take care! 1577 01:28:54,979 --> 01:28:57,174 Monique! Good morning, Monique! 1578 01:28:57,259 --> 01:29:00,057 - Good morning! - Giuseppe: So, what do you need to sign? 1579 01:29:00,139 --> 01:29:03,893 - We need 300 million for the last one payment to the actress. - Another 300! 1580 01:29:03,979 --> 01:29:08,097 - It cost me a boatload of money! - But it's Streesberg! - Eh, I know! 1581 01:29:08,179 --> 01:29:11,888 - It's an Oscar winner! - I know that he won the Oscar, but who pays... 1582 01:29:12,179 --> 01:29:14,818 ...� Joseph! I pay, I pay! - Here, you see... 1583 01:29:14,899 --> 01:29:18,574 ...the estimate was 4 billion and we beat it by 1. - Understand? 1584 01:29:18,659 --> 01:29:20,172 - We spent 5. - Yes... 1585 01:29:20,259 --> 01:29:23,774 - But everyone can see it. - One spends 5 billion and they shouldn't see each other? 1586 01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:25,531 - Zanetti: Permission? - Who is he? 1587 01:29:25,819 --> 01:29:28,253 - Monique: Good morning! - Zanetti: Good morning! 1588 01:29:28,379 --> 01:29:29,607 Oh, Zanetti! How are you? 1589 01:29:29,699 --> 01:29:31,291 Zanetti: Sorry to bother you. 1590 01:29:31,379 --> 01:29:33,256 - Have you seen the proofs? - Yes, I saw it! 1591 01:29:33,339 --> 01:29:34,692 - Beautiful, right? - Not bad! 1592 01:29:34,779 --> 01:29:36,929 - We have trouble... - What's the matter? 1593 01:29:37,019 --> 01:29:40,011 - Offense to common decency, the usual! - -The granddaughter-? 1594 01:29:40,139 --> 01:29:43,893 - No, -The novel of a novice-. - But that's a story about nuns! 1595 01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:46,334 - He is the magistrate of San Giussano. - Always him! 1596 01:29:46,419 --> 01:29:49,172 Let me finish this movie and then I'll transfer! 1597 01:29:49,259 --> 01:29:51,375 -� Lattanzi, pass it to me! 1598 01:29:51,459 --> 01:29:53,131 - Ready? Yes. - It's him, pass it to me! 1599 01:29:53,219 --> 01:29:54,413 No, no, Commander! 1600 01:29:54,499 --> 01:29:56,091 - At what time? - Why don't you call? 1601 01:29:56,179 --> 01:29:58,773 We'll send a car at the airport. Of course! 1602 01:29:58,859 --> 01:30:02,568 It's the German distributor, he's coming to 2:00 pm to see the footage. 1603 01:30:02,659 --> 01:30:05,571 - And Japanese? The black one? - Already arrived! - That's better! 1604 01:30:05,659 --> 01:30:08,093 - And the one from the bank? - It's been screening since last night. 1605 01:30:08,179 --> 01:30:10,773 We have another couple of days left! And when does it end? 1606 01:30:10,859 --> 01:30:14,374 250 thousand meters of film he shot, that asshole director! 1607 01:30:14,539 --> 01:30:16,973 I could do it too the director with 6 billion! 1608 01:30:17,339 --> 01:30:19,569 Wretched! And then they reward me too! 1609 01:30:19,939 --> 01:30:23,488 Here, so dear, so beautiful, wonderful! Don't move! 1610 01:30:23,699 --> 01:30:24,654 David? 1611 01:30:24,739 --> 01:30:26,491 Give me David! Look for David! 1612 01:30:26,579 --> 01:30:30,128 - Director: David! - Mister David, let's go, quick, it's the last one! 1613 01:30:30,259 --> 01:30:32,489 Director: Don't move, you're so gorgeous! 1614 01:30:32,659 --> 01:30:35,219 Director Lady Chatterley awaits you! 1615 01:30:35,939 --> 01:30:37,770 But what did you wear? 1616 01:30:37,899 --> 01:30:41,858 What is that see-through blouse? Aren't you ashamed to go around like that? 1617 01:30:41,939 --> 01:30:43,577 Indecent! Have you lost all modesty? 1618 01:30:43,659 --> 01:30:47,049 - But it's fashion! - I don't care, I make fashion in my house! 1619 01:30:47,139 --> 01:30:49,255 Today women don't wear anything, they go naked! 1620 01:30:49,339 --> 01:30:52,411 She has to get dressed because she's my daughter, It's a Costanzo! 1621 01:30:52,859 --> 01:30:55,817 I am morally principled! And this asshole doesn't call! 1622 01:30:55,899 --> 01:30:57,776 And I can't stand it this immoral fashion! 1623 01:30:57,859 --> 01:30:59,497 - Put on your bra. 1624 01:30:59,859 --> 01:31:01,975 - Director: Silence! Ciak on the pitch! 1625 01:31:03,259 --> 01:31:06,296 - Director: Engine! - Man: Party! Take! 1626 01:31:06,379 --> 01:31:09,451 - Ciacchist: -Lady Chatterley-, 280, first! (CLAK) 1627 01:31:09,579 --> 01:31:11,058 - Director: Music... 1628 01:31:11,699 --> 01:31:12,927 ...action! 1630 01:31:26,619 --> 01:31:29,053 Giuseppe: Silence... 1631 01:31:29,259 --> 01:31:31,568 ...don't talk or I'll shoot you! - Silence... 1632 01:31:31,739 --> 01:31:34,970 ...an important phone call! - Giuseppe: So, Lattanzi? 1633 01:31:37,059 --> 01:31:39,368 It's me, who do you want it to be? Speaks! 1634 01:31:41,739 --> 01:31:43,889 Ah, well done! And what does Streesberg do? 1635 01:31:44,339 --> 01:31:46,455 - Giuseppe: Thank goodness! - Cinecit�! 1636 01:31:46,539 --> 01:31:50,009 - Mom, what are you doing? - It's the final scene of dad's movie! 1637 01:31:50,299 --> 01:31:53,416 - Can we know what scene it is? - No, one day I will explain! 1638 01:31:54,419 --> 01:31:56,091 But are they already filming? 1639 01:31:56,179 --> 01:31:59,854 The last scene has begun, in a few minutes it's over! 1640 01:31:59,979 --> 01:32:02,015 I understand, but did she undress? 1641 01:32:02,179 --> 01:32:04,977 Yes, it's on the floor, it's doggy style! 1642 01:32:05,299 --> 01:32:06,448 - Giuseppe: And... 1643 01:32:08,419 --> 01:32:10,375 And he's already taken his trousers down... 1644 01:32:10,539 --> 01:32:12,973 ...listen, Commander, listen to that music! 1645 01:32:13,059 --> 01:32:14,412 - Giuseppe: Yes, I hear! 1647 01:32:15,979 --> 01:32:19,210 - Lattanzi: No! Oh God, what is he doing? Madonna, my! 1648 01:32:20,019 --> 01:32:23,409 > Giuseppe: But what's happening? Oh, my Madonna, Lattanzi! 1649 01:32:23,659 --> 01:32:26,173 - But what's happening? What does he do? 1650 01:32:26,339 --> 01:32:29,297 Please! Please! One moment! Please! 1652 01:32:30,859 --> 01:32:33,327 Miss! Miss! 1653 01:32:33,459 --> 01:32:39,295 - Lattanzi: Please! Please! 1655 01:32:42,979 --> 01:32:45,539 Man with megaphone: Why did you stop? 1656 01:32:45,699 --> 01:32:47,212 You don't have to stop! 1657 01:32:49,139 --> 01:32:50,208 Be good! 1658 01:32:50,339 --> 01:32:52,489 I'll tell the director, I speak Russian! 1659 01:32:52,619 --> 01:32:57,329 Do you allow doctor? 1660 01:32:57,899 --> 01:33:01,687 That's Streesberg, the actress American, if they want to feed her! 1661 01:33:01,779 --> 01:33:04,213 - Hump! - Humped? - Don't you understand? 1662 01:33:04,299 --> 01:33:07,655 What the fuck language do you speak? 1664 01:33:17,219 --> 01:33:18,447 Madonna! 1665 01:33:18,619 --> 01:33:21,895 - Giuseppe: But what's happening? Ready? - Commander, is he there? 1666 01:33:21,979 --> 01:33:24,493 The actress ran away, he says he doesn't fit! 1667 01:33:24,579 --> 01:33:27,935 - What the fuck are you talking about? How did you escape? - He said he doesn't fit! 1668 01:33:28,139 --> 01:33:30,812 The English actor he approached to grab her... 1669 01:33:30,899 --> 01:33:34,653 ...he put his hands on her ass, she turned around, got scared... 1670 01:33:34,819 --> 01:33:36,047 ...and she ran away! 1671 01:33:39,019 --> 01:33:40,088 Oh... 1672 01:33:58,619 --> 01:34:00,291 - Giuseppe, what is it? 1673 01:34:01,139 --> 01:34:03,016 She ran away! He doesn't want to do it! 1674 01:34:07,259 --> 01:34:09,090 She ran away! He doesn't want to do it! 1675 01:34:12,859 --> 01:34:14,531 Daughter: But what happened? 1676 01:34:14,899 --> 01:34:17,254- Miss! 1677 01:34:17,339 --> 01:34:20,775 - Ingrid (in German): Police! - Assistant: Miss! 1679 01:34:22,739 --> 01:34:25,537 - What happened? - It's Streesberg, she ran away naked! 1680 01:34:25,619 --> 01:34:28,008 She is the American actress, they wanted to hump her! 1681 01:34:28,099 --> 01:34:29,657 - Group? - Yes, hump! 1682 01:34:29,739 --> 01:34:32,651 - I will my husband coming from Germany! 1683 01:34:32,739 --> 01:34:34,650 They wanted to saddle her in front of everyone! 1684 01:34:34,739 --> 01:34:36,855 But what do I care? I'm sick! 1686 01:34:40,459 --> 01:34:44,452 I did everything in this film, with my hands, with my mouth! 1687 01:34:45,139 --> 01:34:48,017 - But I can't do this! - What are we kidding? 1688 01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:50,374 A great actress like her, from Hollywood... 1689 01:34:50,739 --> 01:34:54,732 ...if they wanted to saddle her without respect! How disgusting! 1690 01:34:55,059 --> 01:34:57,732 Gentlewomen and gentlemen, to the theater! 1691 01:34:58,379 --> 01:35:00,256 Come on, assholes! 1692 01:35:01,179 --> 01:35:03,215 - Man: Over there, come on! 1693 01:35:05,019 --> 01:35:07,135 - Man: Come on, let's go inside! 1694 01:35:09,019 --> 01:35:10,737 Let's go! Let's go! 1695 01:35:13,299 --> 01:35:16,928 - My God! My Lady, help me! 1696 01:35:17,019 --> 01:35:19,169 He is the production manager, poor guy! 1697 01:35:19,259 --> 01:35:21,295 - Group? - No, not him. 1698 01:35:22,139 --> 01:35:24,334 Miss Streesberg, I'm Lattanzi! Allows? 1699 01:35:24,419 --> 01:35:26,694 - Ingrid: It doesn't open! - But did she lock herself in? 1700 01:35:26,779 --> 01:35:29,452 It doesn't open to anyone, he said he's calling the police. 1701 01:35:29,539 --> 01:35:31,131 And what does the police have to do with it? 1702 01:35:31,219 --> 01:35:33,687 What do I care, I'm sick! 1703 01:35:33,939 --> 01:35:36,328 Miss Streesberg, please come to the theater! 1704 01:35:36,419 --> 01:35:38,569 - No, I won't open the door for you, no! 1705 01:35:38,659 --> 01:35:41,378 It's a matter of a minute, then let's all go home! 1706 01:35:41,459 --> 01:35:44,974 - Nein! Nein! - If I had his money, I made a hole in everyone! 1707 01:35:45,059 --> 01:35:47,289 What a daughter of a bitch, Now I'll break the door! 1708 01:35:47,379 --> 01:35:50,610 - But if I leave, they'll see what happens! 1709 01:35:51,219 --> 01:35:53,175 I did everything in my life... 1710 01:35:53,339 --> 01:35:55,136 ...but this is not possible! 1713 01:36:07,059 --> 01:36:09,573 - Miss! The producer is coming! 1715 01:36:11,979 --> 01:36:15,892 Don't let it get in your way, let's do it respect, she has the money! 1717 01:36:20,979 --> 01:36:22,412 - Oh, and now? 1718 01:36:22,739 --> 01:36:25,697 - Where are you going? You can't! We are shooting in Russian! 1719 01:36:25,819 --> 01:36:30,370 - Get up! Commander Costanzo arrives! 1720 01:36:30,459 --> 01:36:33,735 - Man: Come on, I'll tell you to the director, that I speak Russian! 1721 01:36:35,819 --> 01:36:37,650 - Allow me, doctor? 1722 01:36:37,819 --> 01:36:40,049 It was the producer, Costanzo! 1723 01:36:40,219 --> 01:36:41,971 There's that that if he wants to hump it! 1724 01:36:42,099 --> 01:36:45,330 -What, are you putting your hands on me? 1725 01:36:45,499 --> 01:36:48,138 I'm the only one who speaks Russian, if you don't understand me! 1726 01:36:49,539 --> 01:36:52,372 - Good morning, Commander! - Yes, good morning! 1727 01:36:52,539 --> 01:36:54,211 Lattanzi! What happens? 1728 01:36:54,299 --> 01:36:58,338 A tragedy: That one got away from us naked, they're all there waiting for her! 1729 01:36:58,499 --> 01:37:00,410 Giuseppe: But who do you think? this bitch? 1730 01:37:00,539 --> 01:37:03,212 With all the money I gave her! Crazy stuff! Let's go! 1731 01:37:03,299 --> 01:37:05,051 What are you doing here? What are you doing? 1732 01:37:05,219 --> 01:37:07,449 You think it's time to play dice? Let's go! 1733 01:37:07,539 --> 01:37:09,575 Work! Work! 1734 01:37:10,419 --> 01:37:14,094 - At your posts, the work is not finished! - Go to your departments! 1735 01:37:14,179 --> 01:37:16,010 U�! What are you doing here? 1736 01:37:18,619 --> 01:37:21,497 So, will you explain to me what happened? 1737 01:37:21,939 --> 01:37:24,089 - Giuseppe: U�! Look at my face! - Hmm? 1738 01:37:24,179 --> 01:37:27,137 - Giuseppe: Artist, I'm talking to you! What the fuck happened? 1739 01:37:27,219 --> 01:37:30,848 What everyone feared from the first day of filming. 1740 01:37:31,019 --> 01:37:33,453 What did they fear? Speak clearly to me! 1741 01:37:33,579 --> 01:37:35,729 In short, it's useless what we hide from us: 1742 01:37:35,819 --> 01:37:37,775 ...this scene we saved it for last... 1743 01:37:37,859 --> 01:37:39,770 ...because we knew which was the most delicate! 1744 01:37:39,859 --> 01:37:42,737 Ah, it was the most delicate! And why - the most delicate -? 1745 01:37:42,859 --> 01:37:44,417 And... in fact, he... 1746 01:37:44,859 --> 01:37:47,089 ...as soon as it is approached behind him... 1747 01:37:47,179 --> 01:37:48,532 ...she turned around... 1748 01:37:48,779 --> 01:37:51,339 ...with a surge of... surprise! - By surprise? 1749 01:37:51,499 --> 01:37:52,852 And surprised by what? 1750 01:37:53,019 --> 01:37:56,853 When I got on top of her, here, she took a little leap. 1751 01:37:57,099 --> 01:37:58,896 She immediately ran away, scream! 1752 01:37:59,059 --> 01:38:02,654 - Was it machen Sie mir? - What does he say? Princess, translate for me! 1753 01:38:02,739 --> 01:38:05,776 - It means: -What are you doing to me?-. - What did you do to her? 1754 01:38:05,859 --> 01:38:08,817 I made the scene that was there in the writing, in the script! 1755 01:38:08,899 --> 01:38:11,208 The part that the director he told me to do it! 1756 01:38:11,299 --> 01:38:14,257 - You did very well! - Giuseppe: Yes, but what did he do? 1757 01:38:14,339 --> 01:38:16,614 I did well, I did well with everything! 1758 01:38:16,819 --> 01:38:20,095 - Director: No, but maybe the scene is not written very clearly! 1759 01:38:20,539 --> 01:38:22,370 It's a bit ambiguous, if you like! 1760 01:38:22,539 --> 01:38:24,177 Is that scene ambiguous? 1761 01:38:24,539 --> 01:38:27,337 What the fuck are you talking about? Give me the script! It's very clear... 1762 01:38:27,419 --> 01:38:29,728 ...the actress understood it and signed the contract! 1763 01:38:29,819 --> 01:38:32,458 - Do you want me to read? - No, you can't read! 1764 01:38:32,699 --> 01:38:34,735 - So, scene 280: 1765 01:38:34,859 --> 01:38:37,578 ...-Lady Chatterley, in a white lace dress... 1766 01:38:37,659 --> 01:38:40,696 ...chased by the gamekeeper, runs distraught into the woods. 1767 01:38:40,859 --> 01:38:42,577 - Suddenly he falls... 1768 01:38:42,659 --> 01:38:45,253 ...showing like this her beautiful white buttocks... 1769 01:38:45,379 --> 01:38:46,892 ...to the camera! 1770 01:38:47,179 --> 01:38:49,409 - Is it clear up to this point? - There is no misunderstanding! 1771 01:38:49,499 --> 01:38:51,057 Giuseppe: Well done! I'll move on. 1772 01:38:51,139 --> 01:38:54,529 -The gamekeeper, seeing those beautiful and opulent hips... 1773 01:38:54,699 --> 01:38:57,054 ...those buttocks firm and white as milk... 1774 01:38:57,219 --> 01:38:59,653 ...he bends over her and sodomizes her. 1775 01:38:59,819 --> 01:39:02,253 Have you ever read a clearer scene than this? 1776 01:39:02,619 --> 01:39:06,055 Maybe the translation wasn't there very clear, what do we know? 1777 01:39:06,139 --> 01:39:08,573 How was it not clear? What have you translated? 1778 01:39:08,659 --> 01:39:10,377 I translated exactly! 1779 01:39:10,739 --> 01:39:12,331 Yes, but how did you translate it? 1780 01:39:12,419 --> 01:39:14,489 I will be back again. 1781 01:39:14,579 --> 01:39:16,410 Is vile vonissi bums, huh? 1782 01:39:17,259 --> 01:39:18,453 And what does it mean? 1783 01:39:18,779 --> 01:39:20,610 I will be back again. 1784 01:39:20,779 --> 01:39:22,849 Is vile vonissi bums, I understand! 1785 01:39:23,099 --> 01:39:25,135 But what does it mean, what do you take or not? 1786 01:39:25,219 --> 01:39:28,450 But yes, of course! Take it, take it! 1787 01:39:28,619 --> 01:39:30,735 - So what! - But you see, Commander... 1788 01:39:31,059 --> 01:39:33,095 ...in my opinion... 1789 01:39:33,259 --> 01:39:34,692 ...she, Streesberg... 1790 01:39:34,859 --> 01:39:37,896 ...she was lulled for months, in his unconscious... 1791 01:39:38,779 --> 01:39:41,816 ...that we didn't turn that scene realistically... 1792 01:39:41,899 --> 01:39:43,935 ...trenching in behind hope... 1793 01:39:44,059 --> 01:39:45,538 ...endorsed by us... 1794 01:39:46,259 --> 01:39:48,932 ...and you know, dear Costanzo, as I walk... 1795 01:39:49,179 --> 01:39:52,410 ...while I shoot the shots, I cut and edit the scene... 1796 01:39:53,099 --> 01:39:55,738 ...in other words, the poor thing was hoping... 1797 01:39:55,899 --> 01:40:00,848 ...that cinematic makeup replace real anal defloration! 1798 01:40:01,379 --> 01:40:04,735 The poor thing was hoping for the trick did it replace defloration? 1799 01:40:04,819 --> 01:40:07,970 But upon signing the contract, he fucked a million dollars! 1800 01:40:08,099 --> 01:40:12,092 And I asked him: -Miss, you have Do you understand correctly what you have to do? -. 1801 01:40:12,179 --> 01:40:14,852 Yes, I understand, Costanzo, but if she objects... 1802 01:40:14,939 --> 01:40:17,976 ...which judge can compel a woman kneeling... 1803 01:40:18,059 --> 01:40:19,731 ...and suffer similar violence? 1804 01:40:19,819 --> 01:40:21,969 And then, for me, look, Commander... 1805 01:40:22,219 --> 01:40:24,369 ...I can do without that scene! 1806 01:40:24,819 --> 01:40:28,175 It doesn't impact at all on the artistic value of the film! 1807 01:40:29,299 --> 01:40:33,451 - -Artistic value of the film- did you say? -Artistic-? - Yes. 1808 01:40:33,539 --> 01:40:36,770 - Giuseppe: But go away! I give you 200 million not because you are worth it... 1809 01:40:36,939 --> 01:40:40,727 ...but because you have a name that reminds me pass the scene to censorship! 1810 01:40:40,899 --> 01:40:42,571 And you want to cut it, asshole! 1811 01:40:42,659 --> 01:40:45,014 Just the scene that the public wants to see! 1812 01:40:45,139 --> 01:40:47,289 I don't care about the public! 1813 01:40:47,379 --> 01:40:49,256 - Do you care? - God forbid! 1814 01:40:49,339 --> 01:40:54,413 Wretched, the public is sacred! Asshole! 1815 01:40:54,579 --> 01:40:58,288 And take off this hat you broke my dick! 1816 01:40:58,459 --> 01:41:00,450 Who do you think you are? Asshole! 1817 01:41:00,539 --> 01:41:04,009 200 million! Talk about "artistic value"! 1818 01:41:04,099 --> 01:41:06,090 Damn yours! What are you doing, men? 1819 01:41:06,619 --> 01:41:08,416 - Giuseppe: Asshole! 200 million! 1820 01:41:08,499 --> 01:41:10,774 Look, I did you a favor... 1821 01:41:10,939 --> 01:41:13,009 ...to make this film! - You pissed me off! 1822 01:41:13,099 --> 01:41:16,136 I'll get you off from that shitty pedestal! 1823 01:41:16,459 --> 01:41:20,498 The first to talk to me about value artistic I'll beat the shit out of you, understand? 1824 01:41:20,619 --> 01:41:23,736 I spent 6 billion, I cast the greatest actress... 1825 01:41:23,899 --> 01:41:25,935 ...to take this beautiful anal! 1826 01:41:26,219 --> 01:41:27,732 I spend this money on you... 1827 01:41:27,899 --> 01:41:30,891 ...to give you work, well-being! - Yes? Wait a minute! 1828 01:41:30,979 --> 01:41:33,573 Monique: Commander, Mr Welby on the phone! 1829 01:41:33,699 --> 01:41:35,371 Stop everyone! The Americans! 1830 01:41:36,539 --> 01:41:37,892 My Lady! 1831 01:41:38,619 --> 01:41:40,928 - Hello? - Good morning, Commander! 1832 01:41:41,019 --> 01:41:43,294 - Good morning! - Did you shoot the scene? 1833 01:41:43,539 --> 01:41:47,896 The scene! Yes, we're done now! In fact, I was about to call her! 1834 01:41:48,259 --> 01:41:49,817 Ah... and how did it come? 1835 01:41:50,379 --> 01:41:52,574 - How did it come? - Welby: Yes, how did it come? 1836 01:41:52,659 --> 01:41:53,694 How did it come? 1837 01:41:54,059 --> 01:41:56,937 Yes, how did it come? How did the actress behave? 1838 01:41:57,019 --> 01:42:00,534 Ah, the actress! And why not! One thing... ah, extraordinary! 1839 01:42:00,619 --> 01:42:04,453 How she moved with those hips! It looked like a cat, a tiger, a feline! 1840 01:42:04,539 --> 01:42:08,168 I'm still shocked! Is it true or not? Let Mister Welby hear! 1841 01:42:08,459 --> 01:42:12,008 - Is it true or not? - Crew: Yes, it's true! - Can you hear them? 1842 01:42:12,979 --> 01:42:14,731 Yes, Commendatore, remember... 1843 01:42:15,099 --> 01:42:17,659 ...that all the advertising in the United States... 1844 01:42:18,699 --> 01:42:22,408 ...is subordinate on this scene! - I know, I subordinated too! 1845 01:42:22,739 --> 01:42:25,811 We have already spent a million dollars in advertising! 1846 01:42:25,899 --> 01:42:27,935 Well, since the movie is over... 1847 01:42:28,099 --> 01:42:30,897 ...can you give me the last installment, 2 million dollars? 1848 01:42:30,979 --> 01:42:32,412 - Ah no, Costanzo! - No? 1849 01:42:32,499 --> 01:42:36,128 Know that, by contract, I have to see that scene... 1850 01:42:36,259 --> 01:42:38,932 ...in projection. I'll give you the check later. 1851 01:42:39,059 --> 01:42:41,129 Ah, here, first you want see the scene... 1852 01:42:41,219 --> 01:42:44,052 ...and then you give me the money. Well, okay, Mister Welby! 1853 01:42:44,259 --> 01:42:47,569 Did you hear what he said? First the scene and then the check! 1854 01:42:47,659 --> 01:42:49,968 Turn on the lights, we'll turn around in ten minutes! 1855 01:42:50,059 --> 01:42:51,970 - Operator: Look, she's German! 1856 01:42:52,099 --> 01:42:53,851 But what do I care? 1857 01:42:54,219 --> 01:42:56,175 I'm in charge here, not the Germans! 1858 01:42:56,259 --> 01:42:58,693 I'm going to the dressing room, I'll take it and bring it here! 1859 01:42:58,859 --> 01:43:01,009 Everyone ready, we'll turn around in ten minutes! 1860 01:43:01,619 --> 01:43:04,975 - I'll accompany you! - But who are you accompanying? Go get ready! - Yes, yes. 1862 01:43:08,539 --> 01:43:10,894 The Commander said in ten minutes! 1863 01:43:10,979 --> 01:43:12,173 Come on! 1864 01:43:13,139 --> 01:43:14,572 Let's move, forward! 1865 01:43:14,739 --> 01:43:18,095 Miss, please! Quick, ma'am! 1866 01:43:18,499 --> 01:43:22,014 Don't piss me off, huh? Don't make me come for five minutes! 1867 01:43:28,339 --> 01:43:29,374 Ingrid? 1868 01:43:29,939 --> 01:43:31,418 Naughty little girl! 1869 01:43:33,139 --> 01:43:36,290 - Ingrid... where is she? - The young lady has left! 1870 01:43:36,379 --> 01:43:38,813 - But how did it go? - She's gone now! 1871 01:43:38,939 --> 01:43:41,692 But... it's not possible, you can't leave... 1872 01:43:41,859 --> 01:43:45,488 ...everyone is waiting for her: He has to shoot the last scene! But where is he going? 1873 01:43:45,739 --> 01:43:48,299 - Giuseppe: Ingrid! Come back! 1874 01:43:49,019 --> 01:43:51,852 - Ingrid! They're all waiting for you, you have to turn! 1875 01:43:52,339 --> 01:43:53,692 - You can't leave! 1876 01:43:53,779 --> 01:43:54,928 - Come back! 1877 01:43:55,099 --> 01:43:58,296 - Stop her! Don't let her escape! - Lattanzi: I'll take care of it! 1878 01:43:58,379 --> 01:43:59,698 Close the gates! 1879 01:43:59,859 --> 01:44:01,929 - Don't let her escape! - Don't let her escape! 1880 01:44:02,019 --> 01:44:04,294 Fuck you, Lattanzi! Go and stop it! 1881 01:44:04,379 --> 01:44:05,334 - Stop her! - Stop her! 1882 01:44:05,819 --> 01:44:10,290 - Mister Welby? Mr. Mainardi on the phone! 1883 01:44:12,659 --> 01:44:15,378 - Ready? > You heard of Streesberg? She ran away! 1884 01:44:15,459 --> 01:44:18,098 Yes, I know everything! A tragedy! 1885 01:44:19,059 --> 01:44:21,493 I've already spoken with the President, in New York... 1886 01:44:21,859 --> 01:44:23,895 ...they'll definitely kick me out! 1887 01:44:24,139 --> 01:44:25,936 And here we are all ruined, you know! 1888 01:44:26,059 --> 01:44:29,369 I put in a billion and a half only for the Italian market! 1889 01:44:29,459 --> 01:44:33,008 And the Americans already have paid to Commander Costanzo... 1890 01:44:33,179 --> 01:44:34,817 ...4 million dollars! 1891 01:44:35,219 --> 01:44:37,130 - Mainardi: Yes, but what do we want to do? 1892 01:44:37,299 --> 01:44:38,618 And what do we want to do? 1893 01:44:38,779 --> 01:44:43,250 Let's go to Cinecittà and face it the only one responsible for the tragedy! 1895 01:44:53,339 --> 01:44:55,569 The film is now over, It's a great movie... 1896 01:44:55,739 --> 01:44:58,936 ...even if there isn't this scene, It's a romantic, sentimental film! 1897 01:44:59,019 --> 01:45:01,055 I bought the movie for Germany... 1898 01:45:01,459 --> 01:45:04,337 ...I have just come from Hamburg to see this scene... 1899 01:45:04,459 --> 01:45:05,812 ...and only this scene! 1900 01:45:06,099 --> 01:45:08,010 And you tell me -sentimental film-? 1901 01:45:08,179 --> 01:45:11,615 - And why not? < Nothing sentimental, sentimental caput! 1902 01:45:11,699 --> 01:45:13,769 - We advanced 800 million... 1903 01:45:13,859 --> 01:45:16,737 ...sure you're getting a good deal just for that scene! 1904 01:45:17,059 --> 01:45:19,493 We cannot betray our little savers! 1905 01:45:19,579 --> 01:45:22,457 - My country bought this movie... 1906 01:45:22,579 --> 01:45:26,254 ...to show the African youth the ass of a capitalist! 1907 01:45:26,419 --> 01:45:29,138 We can't take advantage of the people's money! 1910 01:45:42,899 --> 01:45:45,777 But if that was the scene he doesn't want to turn it, what should I do? 1911 01:45:45,899 --> 01:45:50,211 - Mainardi: You set up this 6 billion deal... - I know! 1912 01:45:50,299 --> 01:45:53,496 < Just because in this very boring film... - Very boring? 1913 01:45:53,579 --> 01:45:56,332 - Yes. - And why? - Because it's so boring! 1914 01:45:56,419 --> 01:45:58,853 Artist, shut up! Don't talk! Say! 1915 01:45:58,939 --> 01:46:02,375 Because in this boring movie there was only one scene... 1916 01:46:02,459 --> 01:46:05,292 ...that could attract attention of the public and this was it! 1917 01:46:05,459 --> 01:46:10,089 - Welby: Now, Costanzo, go to the hotel and convince Streesberg to shoot... 1918 01:46:10,219 --> 01:46:13,768 ...otherwise us we decided to make you fail... 1919 01:46:13,939 --> 01:46:15,816 ...so you will go to prison! 1920 01:46:19,539 --> 01:46:20,892 But if she insists... 1921 01:46:21,379 --> 01:46:24,337 ...and says he doesn't want to do it, what should I do? 1922 01:46:24,779 --> 01:46:26,417 - Will I kill myself? - Shall we go? 1924 01:46:28,619 --> 01:46:32,214 Giuseppe: That's what you do! This is the solidity of Italian cinema... 1925 01:46:32,299 --> 01:46:34,972 ...when one is in need he kills himself! 1927 01:46:40,899 --> 01:46:42,491 - Commander! 1928 01:46:43,379 --> 01:46:45,097 But have you heard those? 1929 01:46:45,219 --> 01:46:46,174 Yes, I heard! 1930 01:46:46,259 --> 01:46:48,295 - What's going on? - And what do we do? 1931 01:46:49,699 --> 01:46:51,769 - What's going on? - What do we do... 1932 01:46:51,859 --> 01:46:53,975 - This stinker! - But what do you want to do... 1933 01:46:54,139 --> 01:46:56,653 ...everything was going so well! - I know what to do! 1934 01:46:59,739 --> 01:47:01,297 - Commander! 1935 01:47:04,459 --> 01:47:06,495 I'm buying a gun! 1936 01:47:06,619 --> 01:47:08,849 Ah, this is it a courageous solution! 1937 01:47:08,939 --> 01:47:12,170 - What are you saying? Even someone dies! - No! - My God! 1938 01:47:12,259 --> 01:47:15,934 Commander, come here, don't do it! 1939 01:47:16,419 --> 01:47:20,856 Some saint will help us! 1941 01:47:40,179 --> 01:47:42,818 - Apartment 124, please! 1942 01:47:43,979 --> 01:47:46,652 - Mrs. Streesberg! - Streesberg has left! 1943 01:47:46,779 --> 01:47:47,734 Here... 1944 01:47:47,899 --> 01:47:49,332 Second floor, 128. 1945 01:47:52,939 --> 01:47:54,850 - Stop, be careful! 1946 01:47:55,179 --> 01:47:56,328 What are you doing here? 1947 01:47:56,419 --> 01:48:00,207 - Commander, you can't see Mrs. Streesberg! - But what do you want? 1948 01:48:00,299 --> 01:48:03,211 I'm the producer, what happened? Is it true that he wants to leave? 1949 01:48:03,299 --> 01:48:06,211 I already got the tickets, for her, her mother and her husband. 1950 01:48:06,299 --> 01:48:08,859 - The mother and the husband? - She called them... 1951 01:48:08,979 --> 01:48:12,016 ...they came to get her an hour ago! - I want to talk to you! 1952 01:48:12,179 --> 01:48:15,410 Agent: It's useless for you to try, He doesn't want to see her anymore anyway! 1953 01:48:17,219 --> 01:48:18,368 - You are his agent, right? - Yes. 1954 01:48:18,459 --> 01:48:21,576 - He knows he can't leave, if he hasn't finished. - Yes... 1955 01:48:21,659 --> 01:48:24,457 ...but she's the one who doesn't want to go around that scene! - Help me... 1956 01:48:24,619 --> 01:48:27,656 ...convince her to come back to Cinecittà and finish my film! 1957 01:48:28,099 --> 01:48:29,248 It's impossible... 1958 01:48:29,499 --> 01:48:32,411 ...when she has a crisis. There's ten million for you. 1959 01:48:32,619 --> 01:48:34,894 - Ten million I like it! - Like it, huh? 1960 01:48:34,979 --> 01:48:36,890 - But I don't know if I can convince her! - Let's go! 1961 01:48:36,979 --> 01:48:39,209 - For ten million, I'll try! - Well done, rich guy! 1962 01:48:40,499 --> 01:48:42,808 - Bitte, take a seat! - Where are you? 1963 01:48:42,899 --> 01:48:44,651 - In his room! - Ah, here it is! 1964 01:48:45,099 --> 01:48:47,169 - Who is that, the husband? - Husband, yes. 1965 01:48:47,259 --> 01:48:48,408 But is he against it? 1966 01:48:48,499 --> 01:48:51,218 - He's a chemist, he doesn't deal! - Then, all right! 1967 01:48:51,299 --> 01:48:54,132 - Yes, but with a little gift! - Exactly, I was saying. - Yes. 1968 01:48:54,219 --> 01:48:55,891 - Good morning, Fritz! - Good morning! 1969 01:48:56,019 --> 01:48:57,771 - One moment, sit down! - Thank you! 1970 01:48:57,859 --> 01:49:00,214 - I'm Otto. - Good morning! - Good morning! 1971 01:49:02,299 --> 01:49:04,369 Agent Come on, think about it... 1972 01:49:06,059 --> 01:49:07,014 - Cleats. - Cleats. 1973 01:49:09,059 --> 01:49:12,210 Ah, here's the mother! Mom! 1974 01:49:12,299 --> 01:49:15,211 - Mom has nothing to do with it... 1975 01:49:15,299 --> 01:49:17,415 ...my daughter is a great actress! - Yes. 1976 01:49:17,499 --> 01:49:20,093 - Shakespeare! - Certain! - He doesn't do these things! 1977 01:49:20,179 --> 01:49:23,489 Yes, but he took a billion when he signed the contract! 1978 01:49:23,659 --> 01:49:26,298 - Nein, nein, contract! - Yes, yes, he took... 1979 01:49:26,699 --> 01:49:27,848 Nein. 1980 01:49:30,259 --> 01:49:33,296 - Giuseppe: He says -nein-, It's easy to say -nein-! 1981 01:49:33,459 --> 01:49:36,019 Mom says -nein-, the daughter says -nein-... 1982 01:49:37,499 --> 01:49:40,218 ...perhaps, Mr. husband could... 1983 01:49:40,459 --> 01:49:41,938 - Cleats! - Giuseppe: Huh? 1984 01:49:42,019 --> 01:49:43,611 - Giuseppe: How? - Cleats! 1985 01:49:43,739 --> 01:49:46,299 Ah, well, this one just says -Bitte-! 1987 01:49:50,259 --> 01:49:54,616 - Here is the most beautiful, the largest actress and Oscar winner! - Doctor. 1988 01:49:55,259 --> 01:49:58,934 - Danke for all these flowers! - Ah, but that's bullshit! - Sit down! 1989 01:49:59,019 --> 01:50:02,375 I'll sit down! I'll send you some a garden, a greenhouse of flores! 1990 01:50:02,739 --> 01:50:05,492 Thank goodness we have overcome this little crisis! 1991 01:50:05,659 --> 01:50:08,651 Now it's already 3pm, we get dressed and go to Cinecittà... 1992 01:50:08,779 --> 01:50:11,657 ...to finish shooting that scene and then it's all over! 1993 01:50:11,739 --> 01:50:13,775 Sag ihm, dass ich ihn etwas fragen m�chte. 1994 01:50:13,859 --> 01:50:18,330 - She says she has to ask a question! - Why not? One hundred, one thousand questions... 1995 01:50:18,539 --> 01:50:22,134 ...the greatest actress in the world he can ask whatever he wants! 1996 01:50:22,499 --> 01:50:26,333 What's happening to you, Commander, if I don't show you this scene? 1997 01:50:31,619 --> 01:50:33,177 Eh... the Commander... 1998 01:50:33,939 --> 01:50:36,578 ...he bought this little revolver... 1999 01:50:37,139 --> 01:50:38,697 ...he puts it to his temple... 2000 01:50:38,819 --> 01:50:40,696 ...he shoots himself and dies! 2001 01:50:41,699 --> 01:50:43,655 - Huh? - At least try! 2002 01:50:45,059 --> 01:50:46,412 - Hmm? - Be careful, you... 2003 01:50:46,579 --> 01:50:50,413 ...I personally show you how do I represent the scene to you. 2004 01:50:50,779 --> 01:50:53,213 - Now? < Ingrid: Look at me! - Why not? 2005 01:50:53,299 --> 01:50:55,859 I'll damn you, ja? 2006 01:50:56,179 --> 01:51:00,297 Yes, there was the accident, you fell and you remained in that position! 2007 01:51:00,539 --> 01:51:02,814 Here it comes to you the gamekeeper... 2008 01:51:02,979 --> 01:51:06,335 ...with those black eyes of a man let him look at you. < Giuseppe: Yes. 2009 01:51:06,419 --> 01:51:08,979 - He looks at you and thinks he wants you! - Yes. 2010 01:51:09,059 --> 01:51:12,017 - My beautiful opulent hips. - Your beautiful opulent hips... 2011 01:51:12,179 --> 01:51:14,090 ...big, beautiful, white! 2012 01:51:14,459 --> 01:51:17,019 He approaches slowly and then he puts it on you... 2013 01:51:17,099 --> 01:51:20,455 The director what's up with his room... 2014 01:51:21,099 --> 01:51:24,978 ...it doesn't fit you of these beautiful opulent hips... 2015 01:51:25,139 --> 01:51:26,254 ...nein! - No? 2016 01:51:26,499 --> 01:51:27,773 And what fits you? 2017 01:51:28,099 --> 01:51:33,856 - What's wrong with you, what's wrong with you, and turns you around and little by little... - Yes. 2018 01:51:34,019 --> 01:51:36,487 - It reaches you high up. - Yes? 2019 01:51:36,819 --> 01:51:40,255 - Can you see this face of mine? - Do you see yourself? 2020 01:51:41,259 --> 01:51:42,738 Jawohl, Costanzo. 2021 01:51:43,379 --> 01:51:45,734 I am a great drama actress for you... 2022 01:51:46,179 --> 01:51:48,249 ...I give you expression of drama... 2023 01:51:48,379 --> 01:51:50,449 ...of tragedy, of orgasm... 2024 01:51:50,899 --> 01:51:51,854 ...of love! - Hm... 2025 01:51:51,939 --> 01:51:54,817 Costanzo, I'll come to you with my expression! 2026 01:51:54,899 --> 01:51:58,608 No, the girl can't come with the expression, it doesn't work anymore! 2027 01:51:59,099 --> 01:52:02,728 Once upon a time yes, but now the public He is more savvy, he pays 2,000 lire. 2028 01:52:02,859 --> 01:52:07,091 While he sees something beautiful do we pick it up and take it elsewhere? 2029 01:52:07,179 --> 01:52:09,488 I'm sorry, I can't have it done as you say! 2030 01:52:09,579 --> 01:52:13,288 Ah, Mr Costanze! Me in my life These things aren't done... 2031 01:52:13,459 --> 01:52:15,017 ...and also with my husband! 2032 01:52:15,099 --> 01:52:17,454 - Ingrid: But if there's no one can you show me... 2033 01:52:18,819 --> 01:52:20,252 ...a social race... 2034 01:52:20,819 --> 01:52:22,969 ...artistic and political... 2035 01:52:23,619 --> 01:52:25,655 ...which justifies this scene for you... 2036 01:52:25,819 --> 01:52:28,458 ...ja, alors I sacrifice myself... 2037 01:52:29,019 --> 01:52:30,498 ...and I'll give it to you. Ja! 2038 01:52:31,339 --> 01:52:33,170 - Ingrid: But if you, Costanze... 2039 01:52:33,419 --> 01:52:39,255 ...you take this my body for a commercial especulaci�n... 2040 01:52:39,939 --> 01:52:40,974 ...then... 2041 01:52:41,139 --> 01:52:43,653 ...I'm not in! Nein! I don't mind you! 2042 01:52:43,819 --> 01:52:45,889 She wants to convince herself that that scene... 2043 01:52:46,059 --> 01:52:48,937 ...is indispensable for the artistic purposes of the film! 2044 01:52:49,259 --> 01:52:52,934 Absolutely artistic! It's the most artistic film in the world! 2045 01:52:53,019 --> 01:52:56,170 Costanzo, you were a carpenter before becoming a producer? 2046 01:52:56,339 --> 01:53:00,048 Ignorant asshole! - You know nothing about art! 2047 01:53:00,179 --> 01:53:01,134 Moment, Costanzo! 2048 01:53:01,219 --> 01:53:04,131 - You're an idiot! - Costanzo! 2049 01:53:04,219 --> 01:53:07,291 He wants to talk to a feminist, a writer, a critic... 2050 01:53:07,379 --> 01:53:10,212 ...a psychologist and a Jesuit father. - Very easy: 2051 01:53:10,299 --> 01:53:14,531 ...a feminist, a psychologist, also Father Bronzi, the one from TV... 2052 01:53:14,619 --> 01:53:16,928 ...an open man! Don't move, I'll come back here. 2053 01:53:17,979 --> 01:53:21,130 - I want to get out of here! 2054 01:53:22,379 --> 01:53:23,971 - Cleats! - What a dick! 2055 01:53:27,179 --> 01:53:29,409 - Photographer: Come on, hurry! 2058 01:53:49,779 --> 01:53:54,455 The young lady does not receive, please go away! 2059 01:53:54,899 --> 01:53:57,572 It's not there for anyone! Gentlemen, nothing! 2060 01:53:57,819 --> 01:54:00,572 Verboten! We don't want anyone here! 2061 01:54:01,619 --> 01:54:05,453 No photographers, go away! Nobody can photograph anything! 2062 01:54:05,539 --> 01:54:08,576 Once the film is finished there will be a conference press, now go! 2063 01:54:08,699 --> 01:54:10,291 Did you bring what I ordered? 2064 01:54:10,379 --> 01:54:12,688 Agent: I thought of everything! Champagne galore! 2065 01:54:12,779 --> 01:54:15,168 Giuseppe: Champagne, caviar, salmon... good! 2066 01:54:15,259 --> 01:54:17,409 If this goes on... 2067 01:54:17,499 --> 01:54:21,094 ...you ask if they want to have dinner and bring everything they want! 2068 01:54:22,899 --> 01:54:26,050 - You'll see, Costanzo... - No, go away, fuck off! 2069 01:54:26,499 --> 01:54:30,014 - Send the photographers away! - Go! Holy Madonna! 2070 01:54:31,419 --> 01:54:34,252 Danke, thank you, thanks first of all... 2071 01:54:34,419 --> 01:54:37,252 ...of your authoritative interventions. Danke, danke. 2072 01:54:38,299 --> 01:54:42,656 When I Cary Grant gives me Oscar award in Hollywood... 2073 01:54:43,419 --> 01:54:46,968 ...everyone was summer and he asks me, dank sch�n... 2074 01:54:47,179 --> 01:54:50,489 ...and he asks me: -What do you want to do with your life?-. 2075 01:54:50,659 --> 01:54:54,015 - Cary Grant asked her: -What do you want to do with your life? -. - Ja! 2076 01:54:54,099 --> 01:54:55,930 I respond to Cary Grant: 2077 01:54:56,059 --> 01:54:59,734 ...-It has always been mine to run a film in Italy...- 2078 01:55:00,259 --> 01:55:02,136 -...to have the honor of entering...- 2079 01:55:02,579 --> 01:55:06,538 -...in this great realistic art of Italian cinema...- 2080 01:55:07,379 --> 01:55:11,452 -...De Sica, Rossellini, Fellini, by Antonioni, by Bertoluccia-. 2081 01:55:11,819 --> 01:55:15,095 What he told us about the great one Italian neorealistic art... 2082 01:55:15,339 --> 01:55:17,489 ...fills us with pride as citizens... 2083 01:55:17,819 --> 01:55:20,492 ...but, above all, as Italian intellectuals. 2084 01:55:20,659 --> 01:55:21,978 Now I'm here. 2085 01:55:22,859 --> 01:55:25,293 It is no longer a fantasy, it is a reality. 2086 01:55:25,899 --> 01:55:28,094 A great artistic film in Italy. 2087 01:55:29,059 --> 01:55:31,289 Everything he asks me to do... 2088 01:55:31,499 --> 01:55:32,614 ...I fuck you. 2089 01:55:33,139 --> 01:55:36,211 For this art, I did everything in this film... 2090 01:55:36,339 --> 01:55:39,934 ...with tongue, with mouth, with feet, with fingers, with eyes. 2091 01:55:40,619 --> 01:55:42,974 - Ingrid: Now, in this film I wonder... 2092 01:55:43,419 --> 01:55:46,172 ...to use another part of my body. And I say no! 2093 01:55:46,339 --> 01:55:49,376 We are already aware, Ma'am, we've all read... 2094 01:55:49,579 --> 01:55:51,695 ...the scene on page 280. 2095 01:55:51,939 --> 01:55:53,895 Before starting the discussion... 2096 01:55:54,099 --> 01:55:57,011 ...I would like to ask the lady Streesberg a question: 2097 01:55:57,179 --> 01:56:00,489 ...for what purpose he wanted meet with such urgency... 2098 01:56:00,699 --> 01:56:03,338 ...art critics, psychologists, sociologists... 2099 01:56:03,659 --> 01:56:05,331 ...theologians, writers? 2100 01:56:06,179 --> 01:56:08,534 - Ingrid: Porque me you to convince me... 2101 01:56:08,739 --> 01:56:10,457 ...that this is true art! 2102 01:56:11,899 --> 01:56:12,934 Yes it's art... 2103 01:56:13,139 --> 01:56:14,128 ...I'll fuck you. 2104 01:56:14,779 --> 01:56:15,928 If it's not art... 2105 01:56:16,139 --> 01:56:17,333 ...I don't mind you. 2106 01:56:17,499 --> 01:56:19,057 But if I don't fuck you... 2107 01:56:19,699 --> 01:56:22,657 ...the producer Costanzo he has a small revolver... 2108 01:56:22,819 --> 01:56:23,854 ...and he shoots. 2109 01:56:23,979 --> 01:56:26,368 So if we establish which is a work of art... 2110 01:56:26,579 --> 01:56:29,571 ...we force her to that violence. 2111 01:56:29,939 --> 01:56:32,294 If instead we say which is not a work of art... 2112 01:56:32,419 --> 01:56:34,853 ...there's someone who shoots himself. But... 2113 01:56:34,939 --> 01:56:36,372 A great responsibility! 2114 01:56:36,459 --> 01:56:39,212 Me, putting myself on the psychologist's side... 2115 01:56:39,419 --> 01:56:40,818 ...which is also important... 2116 01:56:40,899 --> 01:56:42,935 ...I wonder if something doesn't exist... 2117 01:56:43,019 --> 01:56:45,055 ...like a thermometer, a barometer... 2118 01:56:45,299 --> 01:56:46,971 ...let's say a computer that... 2119 01:56:47,139 --> 01:56:50,097 ...placed next to a painting, to a novel or a film... 2120 01:56:50,179 --> 01:56:53,888 ...guarantee me that those they are or are not true works of art. 2121 01:56:54,179 --> 01:56:56,409 But which device? What nonsense! 2122 01:56:56,779 --> 01:56:59,532 A similar device does not exist, cannot exist. 2123 01:56:59,979 --> 01:57:02,254 We are the critics, we men of culture... 2124 01:57:02,459 --> 01:57:05,531 ...that we use the tools at our disposal... 2125 01:57:05,979 --> 01:57:08,174 ...to judge such a scene... 2126 01:57:08,419 --> 01:57:09,852 ...in its context. 2127 01:57:10,099 --> 01:57:12,215 I read this script too. 2128 01:57:12,459 --> 01:57:14,529 There is only the scene, this scene... 2129 01:57:16,419 --> 01:57:18,979 I don't even understand why did you call me... 2130 01:57:19,059 --> 01:57:21,368 ...I got high two balls too. In short... 2131 01:57:22,539 --> 01:57:25,451 ...it's the usual problem: You want it make women an object. 2132 01:57:25,539 --> 01:57:28,576 The lady will become, like all the actresses in this era... 2133 01:57:28,659 --> 01:57:30,411 ...a consumer item. 2134 01:57:30,539 --> 01:57:31,688 Stale words! 2135 01:57:31,859 --> 01:57:34,612 As a theologian I am convinced that everything is fair... 2136 01:57:34,979 --> 01:57:37,812 ...to the couple in search of an agreement... 2137 01:57:38,659 --> 01:57:40,536 ...to ease tensions. 2138 01:57:40,779 --> 01:57:45,011 - Priest: But when the scene will be screened in public... 2139 01:57:45,379 --> 01:57:48,576 ...could be taken as a role model... 2140 01:57:48,659 --> 01:57:50,536 ...and imitated by millions of people. 2141 01:57:51,099 --> 01:57:55,456 The actress has been closed for three hours at Excelsior with six experts. 2142 01:57:55,939 --> 01:57:56,974 Experts? 2143 01:57:57,259 --> 01:57:59,136 - Experts in what? - Mainardi: Everything! 2144 01:57:59,219 --> 01:58:01,175 Writers, psychologists, priests... 2145 01:58:01,539 --> 01:58:03,097 And where is Costanzo now? 2146 01:58:03,219 --> 01:58:05,574 Until the last moment He was with them... 2147 01:58:05,739 --> 01:58:07,809 ...now, no one knows where he is. 2149 01:58:24,619 --> 01:58:26,575 - He does it! - He does it... - He does it! 2150 01:58:26,659 --> 01:58:29,651 - Streesberg does it! - Who is he? - Lattanzi, Commander! 2151 01:58:30,179 --> 01:58:32,374 Streesberg is already going to Cinecitt�! 2152 01:58:32,459 --> 01:58:33,972 How did the miracle happen? 2153 01:58:34,059 --> 01:58:36,778 They convinced her that humping is artistic! 2154 01:58:36,859 --> 01:58:39,327 Shh! Which are these words before the Saint?! 2155 01:58:39,419 --> 01:58:41,933 - Get on your knees! - Sorry, Commander, sorry! 2156 01:58:42,019 --> 01:58:44,169 - Let's go! - Thank you! 2158 01:59:14,739 --> 01:59:16,570 - Miss, where the fuck are you going? - Where you go? 2159 01:59:16,739 --> 01:59:17,933 - Over here! - Ja! 2160 01:59:18,019 --> 01:59:18,974 Ja! 2161 01:59:19,059 --> 01:59:20,697 - What the fuck are you talking about? - What do you want? 2162 01:59:20,779 --> 01:59:22,929 My Saint Joseph, what an effort! 2164 01:59:27,579 --> 01:59:29,729 - Wait a minute, I'm Costanzo! 2165 01:59:30,179 --> 01:59:31,612 - Director: Silence... 2166 01:59:31,779 --> 01:59:32,814 ...it turns! 2167 01:59:38,659 --> 01:59:40,217 - Director: Ciak on the pitch! 2168 01:59:40,499 --> 01:59:43,616 - Everything is fine! Listen, listen! - Are they filming? Shut up! 2169 01:59:43,899 --> 01:59:45,014 - Director: Engine! 2170 01:59:45,099 --> 01:59:46,452 - Man: Party! 2171 01:59:46,579 --> 01:59:47,614 - Director: Ciak! 2172 01:59:47,739 --> 01:59:50,890 - Ciacchist: -Lady Chatterley-, 280, second! (CLAK) 2173 01:59:51,819 --> 01:59:53,047 - Director: Music! 2174 01:59:55,219 --> 01:59:56,493 - Director: Action! 2177 02:01:47,259 --> 02:01:50,535 Thank you! Thank you! 2178 02:01:52,859 --> 02:01:55,009 Man: You're great! Fabulous! 2179 02:01:56,259 --> 02:01:57,533 Thank you! 2181 02:01:59,819 --> 02:02:01,775 - Thank you! 2182 02:02:07,539 --> 02:02:11,452 - Great! You are the greatest, the most beautiful actress in the world! 2183 02:02:11,539 --> 02:02:13,609 - You're very good! Give me a kiss... 2184 02:02:13,699 --> 02:02:15,655 ...a kiss to Jimmy the phenomenon! 2185 02:02:15,899 --> 02:02:17,969 - It brings you luck... 2186 02:02:18,059 --> 02:02:19,253 ...applause from everyone! 2187 02:02:19,339 --> 02:02:23,457 - Loredana: If everyone could seeing a scene like this is thanks to us. 2188 02:02:23,579 --> 02:02:27,208 - But I'm 6 months in and 6 out. - Agent: The director of "La Libert�"? 2189 02:02:27,579 --> 02:02:29,456 - Are they arresting you? - Please. Yes? 2190 02:02:29,539 --> 02:02:30,767 - For what? - Why the arrest? 2191 02:02:30,859 --> 02:02:33,293 - For -Anus and butt-. - For the news! 2192 02:02:33,379 --> 02:02:36,132 - Please, fresh fruit! - Even porn magazines! 2193 02:02:36,219 --> 02:02:39,928 - Orchid, will you wait for me? - No. - Why? - I'm engaged! 2194 02:02:40,499 --> 02:02:43,696 - In the province, not you would have taken me to a movie like this. 2195 02:02:43,779 --> 02:02:47,249 The advantages of the city. For this I moved to Rome... 2196 02:02:47,419 --> 02:02:50,809 ...who knows you here? Who judges you? - I feel freer too... 2197 02:02:50,979 --> 02:02:54,608 ...actually, do you know what you're doing to me tonight? But don't have false modesty, eh? 2198 02:02:55,099 --> 02:02:56,930 Armida! But don't talk nonsense! 2199 02:02:57,019 --> 02:02:59,977 One thing is fiction, our private life is another! 2200 02:03:00,059 --> 02:03:03,290 - Did you like it? - We're getting worse and worse! 2201 02:03:03,539 --> 02:03:07,896 Don't always tell me the same thing, you have to keep up with modernity! 2202 02:03:08,059 --> 02:03:10,050 - I brought you to a great premiere... 2203 02:03:10,139 --> 02:03:13,768 ...I showed you the biggest one actress of the world, an Oscar winner! 2204 02:03:13,859 --> 02:03:16,771 - It will be an Oscar, but every five minutes she is naked! 2205 02:03:16,859 --> 02:03:20,488 - Even if we undress we are naked! - But what does it have to do with it? - And it has something to do with it! 2206 02:03:20,579 --> 02:03:22,535 Man was born naked, like Adam and Eve. 2207 02:03:22,619 --> 02:03:25,417 Then a priest told him: -Put on a fig leaf!-. 2208 02:03:25,539 --> 02:03:29,578 -Put on your underwear, your trousers, the jacket, the trousers, the umbrella. 2209 02:03:29,659 --> 02:03:32,412 And look how we are reduced! We are two bundles... 2210 02:03:32,499 --> 02:03:34,296 ...you look like a lot of the Holy Family! 2211 02:03:34,379 --> 02:03:36,529 - It won't be elegant, but I'm hot! 2212 02:03:37,019 --> 02:03:39,772 - In this cold, shall we go naked? - I'm not saying now! 2213 02:03:39,859 --> 02:03:42,054 But this summer, when we go to the beach... 2214 02:03:42,139 --> 02:03:45,051 ...we want each other once should we try too? - To do what? 2215 02:03:45,299 --> 02:03:46,573 Let's go to the sea... 2216 02:03:46,659 --> 02:03:49,127 ...on a deserted beach, we take everything away... 2217 02:03:49,539 --> 02:03:51,973 ...you start running naked by the sea... 2218 02:03:52,099 --> 02:03:55,330 ...and I'll run after you! - Are you crazy? What if they see me? 2219 02:03:55,579 --> 02:03:57,535 What if they see you? Who cares! 2220 02:03:58,299 --> 02:04:00,859 - Pure if the priest came and asked me: 2221 02:04:01,259 --> 02:04:04,410 ...-But who is that fat girl running naked on the beach? -. 2222 02:04:04,499 --> 02:04:06,535 -But what do you care?-, I reply! 2223 02:04:06,619 --> 02:04:08,098 -That's my wife...- 2224 02:04:08,179 --> 02:04:09,612 -...undress yourself too!-.